"Oh I'm Robin Hood, master archer and mad outlaw. Wow. I'm so great. Won't let my nephew wear what he likes. Wow. I'm the best in the world. Everyone should be like me. Everyone should laugh all the time. Be happy that we're living in the forest and we've literally nothing left to lose. How the fuck did I become in charge of the Merry Men? I don't know. Wow. I'm so great. My name is Robin Hood. I'm sure you've heard of me. Everyone has. There's songs and everything. Wow."